do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Honk if you're Amish!

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An anti-joke

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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