- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Matthew Wyckoff

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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