whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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