Julian Ha.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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An anti-joke

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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