Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Niall Horan

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Heskey time.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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ur gey

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

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