- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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