Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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penis

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What's the difference between a duck?

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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