Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Women's rights.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How high is the sky? True or False

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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