Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Julian Ha.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

don't read this

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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