- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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