- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

womans having rights.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

No because your face is really f***** up.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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