- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

women's rights

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Invisible Children Foundation.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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