whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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