why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A shark ate your mom

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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