- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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