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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Whats the defination of cruelty

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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