- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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