- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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