- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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