Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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