- Anti Joke

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Sam Hengal.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick