- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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