What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Sam Hengal.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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