- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Tall asians

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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