- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Your mother just died.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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