What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what are three short words? i a am

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Women's rights

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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