- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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