- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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