- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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