just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Take wrong turns

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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