A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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cool

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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