- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

If life gives you lemonade.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A Mormon walks into a bar

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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