Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Justin beiber's penis

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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