Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

you give like i give lomain

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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