- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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