Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Eric is gay Ha

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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