- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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