- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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