- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Caroline Kelly.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

hey hey apple

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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