why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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