- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

neil likes pube toast

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Your mom is so old she died

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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