Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Anti Joke

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