- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Please don't shoot me

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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