- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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