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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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