A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Poop.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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69

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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