What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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