- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Dislike this.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

The Big Band Theory

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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The WNBA

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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