- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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