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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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