- Anti Joke

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.