I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call your mom? Mom

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Please ignore this statement.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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