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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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