- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??