What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Pickles are powerful

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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