You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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