- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

the economy.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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