Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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