How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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