- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Sex

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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