- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

knock knock? come in

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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