- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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