Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Black people.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

The chickens have become self-aware!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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