Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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diarrhea.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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the bible

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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- Helen Keller

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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were you expecting a joke

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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