how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Anti Joke

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