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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!