what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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CFL

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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