Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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