What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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