- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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