- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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