A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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2 black kids walk into school

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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