- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

whats brown and sticky a stick

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

CFL

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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