- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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