i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

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