- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's circular and round A circle

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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