I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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