what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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