- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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