- Anti Joke

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what's funny about war? nothing!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what's funny about war? nothing!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what's funny about war? nothing!

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...