What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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