- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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