- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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