Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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