- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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