- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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