Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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WNBA

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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