What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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