- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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