- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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