- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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