- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

If life gives you lemonade.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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