- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Hail Hitler

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

how man

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call double A's? Batteries

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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