- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

poop.

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