whats black? the colour

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Anti Joke

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