I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Major League Soccer

Why are white people white? I don't know

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

being sober in a bar fight

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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