- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Chick Norris... Enough said

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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