- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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