- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do black people eat? Food.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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