Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Anti Joke

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