Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Microwave

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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sucks Syntax...

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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