- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

chinga tue madre Ryan

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

drew edminstin is a rat

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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