- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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