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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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