- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

I C U P White stuff

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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