Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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