- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

I have cancer. And you're next.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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