What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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