2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Horse.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Anti Joke

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