What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

2 black kids walk into school

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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