A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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