- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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