- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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