How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

A baby seal walks into a club.

an emo girl walked into a white room

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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