- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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