- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What's big and purple? Barney

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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