- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Women's rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Knock Knock. Not home.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

hey guys im gay

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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