- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

how do you win a game try your best

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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