- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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