- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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