- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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