- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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