drew edminstin is a rat

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

VAL SUCKS

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Anyone can post anything.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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