What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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