Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Christ is a conspiracy

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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pobody's nerfect

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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bite me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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