Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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