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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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