I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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