Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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