- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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