- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

you see theres this guy.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

kieran is a homosexual

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call double A's? Batteries

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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