- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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