- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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