Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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HEY!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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