- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Women's rights.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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