guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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