Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Dont read this joke

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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