Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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