- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

No soup for you!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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