Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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