Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Ms Leong Sux

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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