- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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