- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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