Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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