A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What's red, blue & green all over?

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

WILLY

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

a chinese man pays the full price

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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