What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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