Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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