Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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penis

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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