- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Caroline Kelly.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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