- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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