So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Caroline Kelly.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

hey hey apple

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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