How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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