- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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