Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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