- Anti Joke

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Nero, sure you are okay?