- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

irish man drinking john smiths

How old is victor? Half past dead

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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