Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

knock,knock you suck

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

a black man walks out of popeyes

Hail Hitler

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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