- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

sky's sty

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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