Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

say it ten times fast: oh

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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