Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Guest what in the butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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