- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

this website is a bad joke

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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