What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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