A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

yolo your orange looks orange

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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