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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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