- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A American seeking into mexico

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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