- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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