Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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