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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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