What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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